If you go trick or treating at Piff the Magic Dragon’s house, it’s best to keep a few things in mind. One: don’t claim that he’s wearing a costume. Piff is a very real dragon, and he doesn’t like being insulted. Two: know that you’re probably not going to walk away with anything more than a few sarcastic quips and some playing cards chucked in your face. Stuart Edge recently chronicled his Halloween visit to Piff’s house, and as you can see in the video above, it doesn’t go terribly well for him. Mr. Piffles seems to be having a blast, though.