Commune with your inner witch with these mail-order magic subscriptions

January 17, 2018

It seems like there’s a subscription delivery for everything these days. Vinyl records. Cosmetics. Geek paraphernalia. But possibly the strangest one yet to cross our news desk is a subscription for magic. Not the card tricks and illusions kind of magic; the witchcraft and enchantments kind. Yes, we are equally bewildered.

The Guardian rounded up the multiple options available to UK locals who want to have spellcrafting of dubious powers delivered right to their front doors. The products are called:

  • House of Rituals, which includes an assortment of herbs, oils, and other objects for use with spells and prayers. Instructions are included. 
  • White Witch Box, a largely handmade assortment of items such as jewelry and scented candles
  • The Witch’s Heart Monthly Mystery, which might be a door charm one month while the next is “witches’ brew anointing oil.” Your guess is as good as mine what that’s for.

That said, if any enterprising magicians want to start a counterpart subscription delivery with boxes of stage props and trick decks and signed photos of Neil Patrick Harris, I will happily give you all my money.